this whole thing is frm may's blog and it is rather funny
Mr Singh's Ingenius Sayings
It gets quite hilarious as it goes on. To help those incapable of understanding the context, i've written it.. what i can recall of the situation. Jus FYI, these are his exact words. How can we not laugh our heads off during his lessons, i wonder. =)
On a general group of people - "People who are like lalang, whichever way the wind blows, they go. They have NO backbone." On those who do not contribute to anything -"These are those who are just a waste of space on this planet" On the intellectual capabilty of his literature students - "Stupidity finds new depths" On our essay writing skills - "Please write essays as if you belong to this planet' On the origin of chocolate - "Chocolate is a vegetable 'cos its comes from cocoa" On the definition of Utopia- "Utopia is a Victorian comedy about bored housewives" The most classic one, my all time fav -" I ask you what 2+2 is, and you draw me a map of a giraffe"
